Thursday 12 June 2008

Listening to Jokes: The Firing Squad

Drag and drop the lines to reorder the story before reading below.

Two men were traveling together in a foreign country.
One night they heard gun-shots and lots of shouting.
Next morning they
were told that a revolution had broken out.
They were arrested and accused
of being spies.
They were sentenced to death by firing squad.
The first
man faced the guns … “Ready! Aim! …”
“Earthquake!” he yelled, and the gunmen
panicked.
In the confusion he made his escape.
The second man faced the
guns … “Ready! Aim! …”
“Fire!” he yelled!


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