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A good dancer:
A girl and a boy are talking.
The girl says, "You would be a good dancer except for two things."
The boy asks, "What are those two things?"
The girl answers, "Your feet."
$100 Bill:
A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
3 Mice:
Three mice were being chased by a cat.
The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised cat ran away scared.
Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"
Martin Luther King Jr. was born on 15th January 1929: ninety years ago. Too long for somebody who said that 'peace is more precious than diamonds'. After so many wars, his words have a powerful meaning.“I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up
and live out its belief that all men are created equal. I have a dream that my
four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged
by the colour of their skin but by their character.”
Do some Christmas traditions have pagan origins?
Was Jesus born on December 25?
What was the star of Bethlehem?
What should parents tell their children about Santa Claus?