Smart or Stupid?

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The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells

Some of the most interesting books of universal literature can be found in comic and this is one of them, click here and enjoy reading.

Principe Gitano's In the Guetto, UNFORGETTABLE!!!!

Learn English with 'Welcome to London' in BBC

'Welcome to London' es un curso de nivel intermedio de inglés que permite practicar las habilidades de lectura, comprensión y pronunciación.
La serie está protagonizada por dos personajes, John y Fiona, que llegan a Londres para quedarse a trabajar.
Si planeas visitar Londres, vivir allí o practicar su inglés mientras conoces Londres, esta serie es para ti.
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How to Disguise a Yawn?

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Teen's Fashion

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New Usage for Text Messages

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New Course Textbook for BAC

This year we have a new textbook for Bachillerato: Oxford English in Use.The course provides a website where you can:

• practise your grammar and vocabulary with some fun activities.
• download grammar summaries for 1st and 2nd and wordlists from your course.
• read some useful study tips to help you with your revision.
  

We hope you will enjoy using the website!

Click on any of the links to access the pages you would like to visit.

Texas' I'll see it through

Bon Jovi's Bed of Roses

Bon Jovi's Always

Bon Jovi's I'll be there for you

Aerosmith+Santana's Just feel better

George Michael's Careless Whisper

America's Horse

Santana's Smooth

AC-DC's Highway to Hell

Animals' The House of the Sun Rising

Creedence's Have you seen the rain?

Aerosmith's I don't wanna Miss a Thing

Robbie Williams' Better Man

Elvis' On my Mind

Clapton's Tears in Heaven

Bee Gees' Rest your Love

Beatles' I saw he standing there

Beatles' We can work it out

Gun's and Roses' Knocking on Heaven's Door

Air Supply's Lost in Love

Bee Gees' I started a joke

Elton John's Daniel

Elton John's Your Song

Eagles' Hotel California

Carpenters' Close to You

                         

Bon Jovi's It's my Life

John Blunt's You are beautiful

Police's Every Breath you Take

Beatles' Yesterday

Tina Turner's

Dire Straits' Juliet

Dire Straits' Sultans of Swing

Justin Timberlake's What Goes Around

Roberta Flack's Killing me...

Sinnatra's My Way

Scarface

Grease

Titanic

Translations

Funny Translation

Time = Estafe?

Funny Translation

From lost to the river 3

-To go by the Ubeda’s mountains
Irse por los cerros de Ubeda

-You see less than Joseph Milks
Ves menos que Pepe Leches

-Until then Lucas
Hasta luego Lucas

-What brown
Que marron

-You shited Burt Lancaster
La cagaste Burt Lancaster

-Go away to frie asparagous
Vete a freir esparragos

-Send eggs!
Manda huevos!

-Good of the Paraguay
Guai del Paraguay

-You hallucinate little cucumbers
Alucinas pepinillos

-Brother-in-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!!
Cuñaaaaaaaaaaaaaao !!!

Mapa del metro para güiris

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Funny Translation

No siempre los traductores dan con las palabras exactas.

From lost to the river 2

-The mother who gave birth to him
La madre que lo parió

-Sissy the last
Marica el último

-For if the flies
Por si las moscas

-Your pan has gone
Se te ha ido la olla

-Go out by legs
Salir por piernas

-Switch off and let’s go
Apaga y vámonos

-Let’s go Don’t fuck me
Vamos no me jodas

-Shit little parrot
Cágate lorito

-What of-taylor
Que desastre

-Among whistles and flutes
Entre pitos y flautas

-To fuck the female pig
Joder la marrana

-To put in a cigar
Meter un puro

-My happiness in a hole
Mi gozo en un pozo

-Which-o
Cualo

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From lost to the river 1

- What’s up bug!
¡Qué pasa bicho!

- In all I shit
Cagontó

- you don’t see neither three people on a donkey
No ves ni tres en un burro

- Com-father
Compadre

- Send balls!
Manda pelotas!

- You have little birds in your head
Tienes pajaritos en la cabeza

I’m going to burst you all the shits
Te voy a reventá to’ el ‘cacas’

- Go to make shirt sleeves
Vete a hacer puñetas

- I’m going to give you to the hair
Te voy a dar pa’l pelo

- More sissy than a crippled dove
Más maricón que un palomo cojo

- Or walk or burst
O caminas o revientas

- I shit in all that moves
Me cagontó lo que se menea

- Field through
Campo a través

- Sexualmeter
Metrosexual

- you are more gone than the tip of the table
Estás más salido que el pico de una mesa

- Triumph Operation
Operación Triunfo

- real state bubble
Burbuja inmobiliaria

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